Artists Arise! Our Time Is Now! Part I: We Need a New Set of Celebrities

On a pressing, geopolitical, cultural level, we need a fresh set of celebrities.

The firestorm of the Coronavirus has burned down the sheer curtains and melted the gauzy lenses and Photoshop filters that have blinded us for decades. Our love, daydreams and false familiarity with our celebrity class have disappeared as fast as Disposable Income in the first week of the market crash.

We need a new set of celebrities. And I know where to find them.